The Metropolis Pavilions

You will all be forgiven – even you Edmontonians – for not knowing about the Edmonton Metropolis Winter Festival. This new six-week long event was designed to draw people downtown during the cold winter months. Its big draw is supposed to be the pavilions designed by renowned Edmonton architects (including one by Yellowhead Brewing owner, Gene Dub) where you can partake in a mini-Taste of Edmonton, enjoy some kid-oriented activities and listen to music in what is, essentially,  a heated tent (albeit artistically designed). One of the pavilions is the “Polar Brewhouse”, the festival’s circular beer tent.

As near as I can tell Metropolis is not really taking off. Not surprising. It is only open on weekends, promotion has been virtually non-existent, and quite simply there is not a whole lot going on to attract people. Why should they bother heading downtown in even the moderate temperatures we have experienced this year, when there are so many other things to do?

But this isn’t a cultural opinion blog. The reason I am writing this is that I paid a quick visit to the Polar Brewhouse the other day, just out of curiousity. A VERY quick visit, as it worked out. Where do I start? Well, the pavilion design itself is odd. It is a white fabric,  circular dome  with an angular roof. The interior has scaffolding posts every few feet and an OSB floor. They have hung a few mid-sized televisions around the dome. A series of tall round tables are scattered throughout. It is an odd feel. It is not a particularly cozy atmosphere. It is rather cold and makeshift, actually.

More importantly was the beer. The Brewhouse is run by the Canadian Brew House chain, which was not an encouraging revelation. As expected (the CBH is a Labatt/AB-INBEV tied house) the only beer available (all in cans, no taps) were Bud, Bud Light and Kokanee. Really? Three beer, in this day and age? They had some coolers and hard liquor too, but I didn’t really take notice of that.

The only adjective I put in my notebook to describe the Polar Brewhouse experience was “anemic”. It was sad and pathetic. There were very few people there and I can see why. After 10 minutes you would be desperate to get out.

I know full well what kind of bar CBH is (which is why I have never stepped foot inside one). My beef is with the festival organizers, Events Edmonton. They also organize Taste of Edmonton, which has slowly become a worthy festival to attend. For those unaware of TofE, it is a summer festival of food, where dozens of Edmonton restaurants provide sample-sized portions of their dishes.The past few years  have also included a wine tent and a beer tent. Three years ago Events Edmonton committed to making the beer tent more of a Taste of Edmonton Beer, and expanded the selection to include local craft brewers and even a house beer, Taste 25 (designed by yours truly and brewed by Alley Kat). I have been very encouraged by the direction they have taken with Taste of Edmonton, feeling like it is today a much more well rounded event. I enjoy spending a couple of hours sampling some food, sipping on a Taste 25 and enjoying the summer warmth.

That is why I am so bitterly disappointed by the way the Metropolis beer tent has been handled. They should know better. Any old bar offers cans of Bud Light, and with a much better atmosphere. If you want to invite people to come and enjoy a beer in a wintery tent, you need to draw them in with something original, interesting and unique. Sure, CBH probably paid for the right to serve their watery lager, but that feels penny-wise and pound-foolish. If you want to start a new winter tradition, you need to do it right from the beginning.

I see no reason why Events Edmonton couldn’t have handed the beer tent over to Edmonton’s three breweries. Between them I bet they could have handled it – and given people a reason to pop by. Their localization of Taste of Edmonton has been a big hit – and they should have learned from that experience.

As it is I have no motivation to return, either to the beer tent or to the Metropolis site itself. Which is a shame, because I suspect I am not alone. If Metropolis dies (and I suspect it will), Events Edmonton will have no one to blame but themselves.