Honesty in Advertising

I was reading the new issue of MacLean’s magazine today (dentists’ waiting offices are useful for something – it was his copy), and there was an editorial titled “Why Is Your Government Standing in the Way of Cheaper Beer?”. It was a quick and interesting analysis, arguing government policy is combining with industry self-interest to artificially inflate beer prices in Canada through minimum retail prices and high taxation. As the hygienist buffed and polished my pearly whites I found myself thinking about the article (what else are you supposed to do in a dentist’s chair since comprehensible conversation is impossible?). It is particularly relevant around these parts, given Alberta just altered its taxation policy for high alcohol beer.

I find myself of two minds on this one. The editorial is right that minimum prices will not stop alcohol abuse. The social and psychological factors that lead to alcoholism, binge drinking and irresponsible drunken behaviour are far more complex than that. I can think of a number of policies that would have more effect – poverty reduction just to name one – than increasing the price of beer. Plus I have always found the moralistic tone of the justifications to be heavy-handed and likely to be cloaking unspoken prejudices that go beyond a six pack of beer.

And the industry suggestion that Brew-on-Premises should forced to charge the retail minimum is just outrageous. Will they want to tax my homebrew system next? That particular recommendation does lay bare much of the industry’s hidden agenda, bolstering the editorial’s case. In fairness,I imagine that is why they included it and that such a policy is not being seriously considered by anyone with access to higher brain functions.

The “social responsibility” defence for minimum prices and high taxes doesn’t hold water (beer?), despite the desirability of reducing alcohol abuse and binge drinking. The editorial is correct in identifying industry profits as the real reason for minimum prices. (By the way, Alberta has no minimum price for liquor stores – only bars).

But this is where I start getting fence slivers in my tush. Who gains from unregulated beer prices? Makers and consumers of discount beer. If someone wants buck-a-beer (or less), then they will be looking for fermented corn sugar play-acting as beer, as that is the only stuff you can make that cheaply. Yes, I know that the product in the bottle, even at small craft breweries, costs less than the bottle itself. Even good beer can be made fairly cheap. But someone isn’t going to put out hundreds of thousands in capital, hire a world-class brewer and design great beer with real flavour just to sell it for $5 a six pack. That is a stupid business model. And the big boys have large infrastructures to support, meaning they can only go so cheap as well.

But the MacLean’s refrain is a common one. Lots of people want cheaper beer. That is a natural human tendency. We all want prices to be lower and wages to be higher. But I think for some, the cause of lower prices has become just as excessive as those who want to curtail access. We need to keep this in perspective. Cheap beer is not protected in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms (I checked).

I believe the obsession with cheap beer prices devalues the beverage as a concept. If it is just something you chug from a can, and if a six pack costs less than a latte, who is going to take it seriously? The Canadian wine industry didn’t pull itself from the brink of post-free trade oblivion by pushing out more cheap plonk. It saved itself by upgrading its reputation – by focusing on quality rather than quantity and creating a brand that Canadian wine can be good wine. I contend that if we continue to fight over beer prices and taxation levels, we do so at our peril. We should be pushing for a quality advantage. When something is seen as “quality”, people don’t mind paying more. And that is what I think gets lost in these debates between the neo-prohibitionists and the free market idealists.

I don’t want people wringing their hands worriedly over the fate of my soul/body/mind because I picked up a six-pack on the way home from work. But neither do I want the vulgarities of the-bottom-line-is-everything capitalism dictating my choices.

Of course, this is easy for me to say, as someone who pays more for a single bottle than the cost of a two-fer of buck-a-beer. But maybe, just maybe, our end game needs to be not getting lower beer prices, but building consumer expectations of higher quality beer.