Many people envy my job. I get to drink beer and get paid for it. Most of the time it really is a dream gig. However, there are times when I must do what most of you can avoid. A moment during my Quebec City tip last week is a case in point.

I tried Molson M!

For those of you who do not know Molson M (and as a Western Canadian, that would be understandable), it is SAB-Miller Canadian Division’s latest marketing innovation. Released only in Quebec for now, it is claimed to be “micro-carbonated”, a trademarked process trumpeted as the latest and greatest innovation in beer since, well, Ice beer (okay, that is my cynicism creeping in). SAB-Miller Canada (which Molson will be referred from this moment forward on onbeer.org – Labatt and Sleeman will also get their own re-naming soon) claims they have found a way to inject CO2 into the beer in smaller bubbles, which, they say, enhances the flavour and preserves more of the original brewing complexity.

Doubtfulness about the new process aside, what does the beer taste like? It pours a light gold with a loose, bubbly white head that dissipates almost immediately upon the end of the pour. The aroma and flavour pick up a clean pilsner malt and other residual malt sweetness. Hops are only barely discernible. I found the flavour to be similar to Kokanee, demonstrating more barley character than Canadian or Coors and a bit of a sweeter finish. However, it remains solidly in the realm of boring macro-lager. Overall the beer is lifeless and uni-dimensional.

And for the life of me I cannot figure out what the so-called microcarbonation does. For all I can discern, it seems to make the beer go flat more quickly and give it less effervescence overall. (An observation confirmed by a local Quebec City brewer a couple of days later). There is nothing special about “microcarbonation”. It seems more likely to be the latest in the big boys’ marketing wars, not unlike Dry or Ice beer (remember those?). However, given that they have only released it in Quebec, it makes me suspicious that even they are uncertain about its cache.

I highly doubt that Molson M survives very long, so thank yourselves that I took the punishment for you. And, for the record, after a couple of sips I dumped the rest of the can down the sink. That speaks volumes.

But can’t figure out what the microcarbonation does. All I observed is that it goes flat quicker than regular beer.

Overall the beer is lifeless and uni-dimensional. If you like Kokanee and Stella Artois, you will like this beer. Otherwise give it a pass.